Your Personal Personal
Invitation From Fuzzy
I’m glad you were able visit this site and review the details of my personal invitation to you.
I’ve teed it up with thousands of executives on The PGA TOUR, and I know that golf is a great way to entertain customers. Corporate sponsorships are the life-blood of professional golf.
With this in mind, I had our office design a limited block of exclusive memberships that cater to business people just like you, so please, read on.
Why Did You Receive
This Invitation?
I had my office put together a comprehensive list of businesses in our Kentuckiana region. We then picked out select business people to receive the first series of private invitations. If you received a letter with two business cards, you are on that first list.
If you have stumbled across this website without a letter, you will soon learn that some areas detailing the offer and “Your $500 Gift” are password protected.
If you are interested in viewing the offer but do not have a password, send my office an email by CLICKING HERE and they will include you in a future mailing, assuming memberships are still available.
What Makes These
Memberships Special?
Lots of things.
We have combined Covered Bridge membership benefits with prominent sponsorship packages in my charity event, “The Wolf Challenge.” On top of that, we substantially discounted both elements. The end result is a membership that has all of the bells and whistles while being extremely affordable.
As good as that is, I wanted to make this a “no-brainer,” so I added more, some are saying too much.
Making Your Decision
A No-Brainer
I included a “Special Gift” worth over $500.00, as well as a “full-refund-plus-interest” trial period. I also added additional rounds of golf and additional premium credentials for “Wolf” at no additional cost.
In addition, we will be opening our new golf course (Champions Pointe) just down the road in 2007. If you have one of these memberships at that time, you will have special access to that championship facility as well.
How Many Memberships
Are Being Offered?
Only one hundred and fifty (150).
Once these are gone, we will maintain a waiting list in case members do not renew in future years or new members exercise my "full-refund-plus-interest" guarantee.
I am limiting the number to avoid overcrowding and slow-play. I HATE slow play.
Why Am I Doing This?
Simple. It's been ten years since I have made a push for new members. If I am going to spend my time around 150 new friends, I want them to be thrilled with the package I have put together.
And who knows? They may buy me a drink when they see me in the sports bar!
What Do I Do Next?
Have your password ready, and start off with "Busting A Myth." Then check out the tab called "Your $500 Gift" which I personally selected, followed by MY Guarantee. After that, just go down the list.
If you or your customers like great golf combined with vlaue, odds are you will take me up on my personal invitation.
After that, make yourself at home, loosen up and enjoy the hospitality. My staff and I will take good care of you, I promise.
In fact, I personally guarantee it.
All the best,
Fuzzy Zoeller
Disclaimer: The offers contained at www.FuzzyWelcomesYou.com are valid while memberships remain available. Interest rate paid will be the current money market rate. If you act on this offer but find that all 150 memberships are sold out, you will be placed on a priority waiting list. This list will be available to the general public, and your place on that list will be determined by the order in which the calls were received. If a membership becomes available, you will be informed when your name is next in line. Once contacted by phone, fax, email or letter, you will be given five (5) business days to join before your membership is offered to the next entity on the list.
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